Glad No One DIED! Insensitive Comment Spam
I get a lot of comment spam on this blog.
It is profoundly annoying but part of the price of doing business. In the course of deleting said spam, though, I come across some pretty ridiculous attempts to make it past my automated and human filters. This one on my Minneapolis Bridge Collapse & Citizen Journalism post tops the list in terms of carelessness and insensitivity: